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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Conversation in Class blog


31May 07 16:26
jovansux: jovan is an ass

31May 07 16:27
jovansux: jovan is an ass

31May 07 17:39
Koshiru: i suck??!!!! FINE!!!!!!! BYE!!!

31May 07 17:41
Koshiru: let me tell u all something/.. i am really (p.issed) off right now!!!

31May 07 17:45
Darrel: uhuh..who's that idiot?

31May 07 17:46
Darrel: u scolded him becos of ur low self-esteem right?!?

31May 07 17:47
Darrel: u idiot..

31May 07 17:47
Darrel: if u dun tell who you are..if we find out who's u..u are gonna get more...

I really dunno what happened and I didnt offend anyone recently. I am really very angry about this and who ever the person is, apologise to me or not if i find out who u are, u will be ! I just heaven started investigating. If i want, I can just check it out anytime anywhere.
Also. I am very touched to have a really nice friend like DARREL!!!

6:18 PM
**Jovan aka Koshiru
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having FUN with scanner






---SCANNING in PROGRESS--->

I just scanned some stuffs because i am bored... Haha!!

2:42 PM
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P.issed off??


Yesterday with a very ed off day for many of the scouts! We went to school @ 8 in the morning then we waited for a sec2 INDIAN scout coz he got the tuition @ the library then wait for him so to prepare for our campfire performance. We gotta wait till 11.30. Then later @ 10 plus one of the sec 1 one go talk to him then the INDIAN say he not doing the performance... WTF!!! Then we stared practising ourselves. Anyway.. we singing

Boulevard of Broken Dreams.


Then we sing and sing and sing and the SIR was saying not good not good and he was flirting with the guides! WTF!!! he is like so ugly and the guides so dam chio and i bet the guides must be thinking 'YUCKS! So ugly.. disapper in front of me leh'! He even flirt with MRS ANG!!! OMG!!!
Then later we were restless and @ 12 plus the Sir say on campfire ppl laugh not his problem then many ppl start to get bags and left.

Then Yong Jian and Alvin say bring me go katong Shopping Centre there eat chicken rice which is dam nice and the place dam good. I reached there... DISAPPOINTED!!! Its like a underground food court!! OMG!!! The chicken quite nice lah but the rice so STICKY! Not nice at all...

1:35 PM
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recording @ school & Cam-whoring with cousin!!!
Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Today stayed @ home in the moring then took bus from house to interchange(Punggol). Although one stop only but its dam hot and the bus came on time so i just took the bus lo.
Then took train all the way to douby ghaut(not sure spelling), Plaza Singapura la! Then from there i took bus 16 all the way to school de sidegate bus stop.
Went music room the recording blah blah..

Out side music room de words!!

waiting... Me and Jowie!

My recording was like SHIT!! Haha! HAHA!!!! I didnt sing... I was reading and I dun even know what I was reading and it was PAISEH for me... The guy there who record me said...
''Your song very long.. the longest so far'' i was like WTF lo..
After that, Sufi and Esther were outside waiting for me then we took bus to Ubi. Sufi need collect bank account book then later slack slack then Esther went home.
me and Sufi then took bus 15.


the ah pei in orange is the bus 15 siao ah pei lo!!! SIAO LA!!! I was pissed by him when I alighted the bus.

Then went grandma house then sleep and slack....
Me and Cousin(Genenvieve)

Bye...
Love all of U!!
-Muacks

9:53 PM
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Start of School Holidays!!
Monday, May 28, 2007

First day of school holidays!!!

Today... went grandma's house early in the morning then woke up had lunch then went to meet KENRICK!!! Hehe!! =) Smilez! I think my good friends should know who he is! haha! LOL!! I took bus there (i was late)then later we walk to supermarket buy drinks(he pay for me! >.<). After that we went to rent Shrek 2. $2 only for 1day!! Actually $3.50 de but the Auntie say got a bit problem. I paid for it. Reached his house, he shower then we started watching Shrek 2 (I watched before but Kenrick didnt). It was so freaking FUNNY!! haha! We kept laughing and laughing!! Haha!! After that we went to his room then use computer. He showed me some Music video and he started Singing! he can sing wor! My idol!!! Muahaha!! Then he was so tired that he went to sleep and left me alone with the computer. Then i surf the net and went to do some updates lo. Later he woke up then he too tired to walk me to bus stop and gotta go back myself. =( Owe me something KENRICK!!!! Went back Grandma's house. Had dinner then later went Fairprice and got my FIXED new specs too! Then came back home watch tv.. watch tv.. watch tv... CAN U BELIEVE IT!!!! I FINISHED A PACK OF CUTTLEFISH MYSELF!!! OMG!!

Holidays things to do!!

1. Finish all Homework

2.Read Lit Story book and do Essay

3.Shop for GREAT SINGAPORE SALE

4.Make and go for dental appointment

5.Class Gathering (6.1 206)

6.Shop till I drop at Hong Kong!

7. Grow longer hair

8. Meet up with Kenrick more often

I will be in Hong Kong from the 21st to 26th of June! First 2 days when school reopens I will not be going. Muahahaha!!!

Bye!!!
Love all my friends and him...


10:23 PM
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Tribute to Class 6.1 of Gongshang 2007
Sunday, May 27, 2007

Tribute to 6.1 of 2007(Gongshang Primary)


TengDa-- The guy who is thin and short who always want to trip me and fall! U peeped at me while i was poo-ing last time!!!

Eunice-- Great friend of mine! We always share secrets with each other and whenever we are feeling down we will talk to each other de.

YiHao-- 'FAT MAN' nickname given by Shing Chun. I dont know why u always get agitated when u see me n class! haha!! But i dun think u will easilt get agitated now!

Cheryl-- Remember the times thatwe always walk home together and always go staff room 'ka jiao' lee lao shi??I really missed the times we had!

Amanda-- Daughter of a teacher! Raffles de wor! SMART! Must learn more from her!

Darrel Toh-- Darrel aka. G.U. (grass uncle) aka. RABBIT!! BESTest Friend a ever had! I will always remember u de! One of the member in the animal family wor! Love ya!

Daryl Lim-- Always known as the guy who chased and cried for michelle! Haha!

JianHan-- Tall, Dark and erm.. handsome?? Plus he is in Raffles and plays the Basketball!!! mr. Right fro many of the s... *Jealous* I always remember p5 when we sit together! it was FUN!

Emily-- I know we dun get along well sometimes but we are OK now le! Great to have u as my friend!

ShiDe-- SWEATY PALMS! Aiya.. Everyday see u in my school... But having u in the same class honour.

Glenn-- Shuai ge la! Still filthy RICH! Make be jealous!! haha!

Jolene-- Jolene!! Always the Funny Auntie in my heart! Play VIOLIN de wor!

Esther-- The not so popular in 6.1 but without u, we wont be 6.1

YiJun-- Small and cute and in Victoria!!

Benjamin-- The guy version of Esther! But Benjamin is fun-er! I remembered u putting your gameboy and accessories in a plastic container and you bought it to school! haha

ShingChun--Maggie mee aka. Brocolli de hair!! haha!! great pal of my!

JunWei-- We dun often talk but i know u are a good guy! with a good heart!

Jason-- Yo! Remembered our trip to Wuhan with the others! We were the leaders for the 2 guys group wor!

Kylie-- My mei mei... haha! remmeber ur Jie? haha! That's me! REALLY GOOD FRIEND!!!!

HuiWen-- PIGGY!!!! Another Member of the animals Family! Love ya!

Vanessa--Famous for ur un-stoppable LAUGHTERS!!! WE ALWAYS LAUGH AND LAUGH together!!! haha! HORSE!!!!!!! In the Animal Family also de! love ya!

Dionis-- Great Friend! We always spent the after school hours together de!! MISS THOSE TIME!!!

Celine--Small and PRETTY!! CHIO!!! Very XIAO JIE! No one can offend her de!! haha!

XinYi-- My sis!! your Jie here wor!! haha! BEST FREN!!!! Love ya!

Martin-- Cute boy in the s eyes!

Michelle-- Haiz.. She left us for US in 2006 may.. But remebered the times we had together!!!!!

WeeSen-- Great pal!!! My scout mate too!! My Assistant in scouts too!

Keith-- SMALL and SHORT!! haha!! But PRO in social studies wor!! Always fight to answer questions de!

Pearlyn-- OMG!! My partner for p6!!! We always eat sweets in class!! We sit in last roll so no one saw us!! haha!!! I remembered u had fillet-o-fish in class!! ahah!!!

KiaHan-- KiaHan!! so Fun to talk to u! Funnnies!

Sean-- Many s like him!! he got the very Circle the face!! haha!!!! heard that now in Anglican always busy entertaining gals!

YuFan-- Quiet guy but will really SHOUT out when angry de wor!

JiaXiu-- The cute with HIGHhh-pitched voice!! ahahahaha!

LiHui-- Yeah yeah yeah!!! Known as the action-extra gal!!! ahha!! I WAN LAUGH LE!!!!

RuiHan-- LADY!! Very lady de lady and knows how to protect her younger bro wor!

Daniel-- BIG BIRD!(da niao)!! haha!! chair man of 6.1!! I always laugh when he scolds the class!! ahaha!!

JiaHang-- Jiahang!!! Miss u!!! ahah!!

Vicky-- OMG!!!!! MY BEST FRIEND!! so cute!!!!!!!!

Wesley-- LOL!!! -no comments- haha!!

Jovan-- THATS ME!!!!!!

Some pics of 6.1..




Our wonderful teachers...


LOVE all of u!! Always a six-one-er!!!

7:59 PM
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Song Review - 中国话


Song Tittle: 中国

Artistes: S.H.E

Album: Play


Lyric
s:

扁担宽板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
扁担宽板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
伦敦玛莉莲买了件旗袍送妈妈
莫斯科的夫司基爱上牛肉面疙瘩
种颜色的皮肤各种颜色的头发
嘴里念的说的开始流行中国
多少年我们苦练英文发音和文法
这几年换他们卷著舌头学平上去入的变化
平平仄仄平平仄(仄仄平平仄仄平)
聪明的中国人好优美的中国
扁担宽板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
板凳不让扁担绑在板凳上
扁担偏要绑在板凳上
板凳偏偏不让扁担绑在那板凳上
到底扁担宽还是板凳长
哥哥弟弟坡前坐
坡上卧著一只鹅
坡下流著一条河
哥哥说宽宽的河
弟弟说白白的鹅
鹅要过河河要渡鹅
不知是那鹅过河
还是河渡鹅
全世界都在学中国
孔夫子的话越来越国际化
全世界都在中国
们说的话让世界都认真听话
纽约苏珊娜开了间禅风lounge bar
柏林来的沃夫冈拿胡琴配著电吉他
种颜色的皮肤各种颜色的头发
嘴里念的说的开始流行中国
多少年我们苦练英文发音和文法
这几年换他们卷著舌头学平上去入的变化
平平仄仄平平仄(仄仄平平仄仄平)
聪明的中国人好优美的中国
有个小孩叫信
上街打醋又买布
买了布打了醋
头看见鹰抓兔
放下布搁下醋
上前去追鹰和兔
飞了鹰跑了兔
洒了醋湿了布
说腿腿说嘴
说腿爱跑腿
说嘴爱卖嘴
动嘴不动腿
动腿不动嘴
不如不长腿和嘴
到底是那嘴说腿还是腿说嘴
全世界都在学中国
孔夫子的话越来越国际化
全世界都在中国
们说的话让世界都认真听话
全世界都在学中国
孔夫子的话越来越国际化
全世界都在中国
们说的话让世界都认真听话

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"Play" is S.H.E's latest album. It was released to Asia on the 11th of May 2007 and i bought it on that day! 中国 is the first track in this album. Direct translation means China Speaking, in short it means Chinese. The song has lots of Chinese tongue twister.

The meaning of the song is actually saying that the Chinese are having difficulty learning English language and they were trying very hard to learn. However, now more and more people(in fact the whole world) are learning the Chinese language and the language is getting international. Being the "IN" Chinese language, the song claims that the Chinese can take charge of the world since everyone is speaking their language.One of the lines, wrote that one of the London lady bought CheongSam for her Mum.

This album is really worth buying because all the songs in the album are GREAT unlike other artist's album, only a few songs are nice. So , go get one of them now!


4:46 PM
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News report


Reuters
September 27, 2005
SINGAPORE
SINGAPORE schools have begun a clampdown on students who insult teachers in online journals by punishing them with suspensions,a newspaper reported on Tuesday, Sept 27.

In August, five junior college students who posted derogatory remarks about their teachers and vice-principal on their blogs, or online journals, were suspended for three days, the Straits Times reported.

Seven secondary schools and two junior colleges have also got tough on penalised students for making offensive remarks about teachers on blogs: one secondary school student who called a teacher a "prude" and a "frustrated old spinster" on her blog was ordered to remove the remarks.

Blogging, writing in online journals, has become huge popular among the young in tech-savvy Singapore, where over 65 percent of the city-state's 4.2 million people are wired to the Internet.

But with libellous blogs emerging as a hot legal issue, one has to be careful with what is written.

In May, a Singapore student shut down his blog after a government agency threatened to sue for what it said were untrue and serious accusations.

In September, three ethnic Chinese bloggers were charged in court under Singapore's sedition laws for making racial slurs against the Malay community on their weblogs.

Lawyers say students could be sued for defamation, even if a teacher was not named.

"As long as someone is able to identify the teacher, and it is an untrue statement that affects his reputation or livelihood, then the student is liable," lawyer Doris Chia of Harry Elias and Partners was quoted as saying in the Straits Times.

An injunction can be taken to get the student to remove the blog and issue an apology, she said.

................................................................................................

I got this news report while surfing the net for Singapore top bloggers to learn more from them. This article really caught my eyes and i decided to copy and post it. I dont think anyone here can identify which teachers I was talking about. Haha! I really do hope that you guys will read the article properly and think twice next time when u want to post something silly on the blog.

-Smiles always

Jovan aka. Koshiru


12:34 PM
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Went scouts
Saturday, May 26, 2007

ANY REWARD??
I went scouts today!!!!! i msg Shide told him I will be going then I was late then he msg me say Aloysius Sir dam angry with me!! I was like so scared! Then reached school. I see no scouts! I saw Erwin! He said he like my dad's Car! haha!
Then walk walk walk. I was scared! I tot i was fooled lo! Then saw them in the 4c class room then went in! Today whole day indoor!! got some pumps in classroom and dam difficult la coz its slipperry!
Then wanted to do skit for campfire then plan and plan and plan and i was suppose to be the HERO in it!! ahaha!!! i was super not enthu lo! Then later Sir dun like then scold scold then play some song then audition us to sing!! ahaha!!
then play songs from phone then blah blah blah then send songs then ENDed at 12 plus.
Then saw choir ppl and saw kenny on phone then ask himwheres weiying then she didnt go.
Later, i wnet toilet change to home clothes and slippers then go back home.
Went bubble tea shop there de bus stop take bus with jonathan (1A de). Wanted to take 43 all thew ay to punggol with him coz will pass his place then later i decided to alight @ Serangoon then Train all the way to Punggol.
PS! My first time taking this route
Then from Punggol station wlak home coz its dam near if take bus from there i bet its slower coz need to wait and its oni 1 stop.
REACHED HOME!!!!!! slack myself in com! OH!! HEAVEN SHOWER!! OMG!!! haha!! last time shower was this morning!!!

-Bye
I love K

5:19 PM
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Friday


Friday...
Yesterday no school then early in the morning gotta wake up and go Grandma hse because i got tuition in he late morning. The tuition place is near my granma hse- That's why. Once i reached there i went to sleep... STUPID TEACHER called SAY CHANGE TIME!!! Then i say chnaged next week la! it will affect my planning for the day if change. Haix.. Then continued sleeping. WOKE UP!! Grandma say cook mee for me...

It dun really look appetiising but it has fish cake, egg and minced meant in it!! wahaha!!! My granma so good to me!! Then Aunt came.. Bla Blah Blah.. I went sleep again
Then meet Sean for Movie and walk walk. We watched Pirates of the Carribean, the last part i didnt concentrate on watching because i need the TOILET and Vanessa and Dionis are chasing out of the cinema to see them.
Came out, rushed to toilet coz cant see the gals then before getting in, i managed to call them. Went find them they slowly slowly then i say'WAIT! i go toilet first'. Then rush back to toilet. Ahh~~~~~ Then they got me Present! STICH BUBBLES BLOWER!!(it cosr 29.95 form Isetan)(haha! didnt take off price tag) and they bought me that coz they say they dunno what to buy and i like got all the stuffs liao.. =)

It is from Vanessa, Huiwen(sorry for letting u wait too long and didnt get to see me), Dionis(Thanks for ur 2nd gift), Darrel.
I love all of ya!! U are my greatest Friends! *MUACKS
Then talk talk talk then Van suddenly want go toilet then say bye to them
Then went walk with Sean. Then later he walk me back my Granma Hse.

4:53 PM
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Thursday's photo...






Clockwise Direction:
1.ESTHER's Comprehension! 11.5/25! FAIL!!! so sad!! I better than her lo! I Passed!
2.Haagen Dazs Ice cream. Went Pertrol Kiosk with Mum then just feel like eating then just bought it!
3.Esther Teo (the person who marks Esther Tay's Compre). I dunno what is she doing. Awhile after i took the pic, she borrowed my LIME magazines and read. HAHA
4.ESTHER TAY! Outside Pizza Hut! SHe like 'idiot' (no offence) like that, wlaking outside while me and Jonathon enjoy our food! Wakaka!
5.ASS HOLE! I mean M. HO! I mean Succky Ho. I Mean Mellisa Ho. I mean Miss Mellisa Ho de Back view! ahah!!Now everyone know your backview le. BE CAREFUL NOW!!! U may get killed by my gang anythime! WAHAHHA

4:33 PM
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Teachers...
Thursday, May 24, 2007

Guys! I bet you all know the top 2 Teachers I hate in Tk is who right? Anyway.. they are... (Not in order of merit)
1. Mdm So/ Mrs Ong
2. Ms Mellisa Ho

Mdn So...
Hm... I didnt know why I hate her. Maybe of her evil eye starring at me for a few days last time. OH YA!!! She is BIAS! I hate Biased teachers!! She like 1C and love them so much lo! 1D is like, she only like those SMART kids. Hate her lo! Must be fair mah! Hmpf

Mellisa Ho...
Calling her full name. Being rude. Yes I am! I just think that this teacher doesnt need to receive my respect. As I said before she is just a Hao Lian and a popular teacher that dun allow students to go toilet. HATE HER! Today is her last day in school! POP CHAMPHANGE ! SHE IS LEAVING! today she finally allowed students to go toilet and finally didnt scold me when i read magazines during her SLACK period. SURPRISING! But i didnt ask her politely to go toilet! Because i dun think she deserve my respect. She gave everyone TIMEOUT- Chocolate. Jonathon snated mie and ate in class but i didnt take it back and didnny even want to have a bite because is MELLISA HO give de stuffs.
Some thing i find it weird. I dunno why i so EMO when her last day in school! haha!! I shouldnt get EMO because of her! Maybe i am too sleepy. Esther said that i am EMO as Mellisa Ho leaving. Haix.. I dun understand myself...

PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL!!!!!
Keep it to yourself about this post

9:59 PM
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Report Card & Heaven and Hell







Anyway, today Mum and I went collect report card. I waited for her in school then she 5plus then came! Her car's battery was flat on the way. Haix. Then luckily Mdm Rubina didnt tell her about my blogging! haha. Today in class, she told the class she went to my blog, Esther's, Sufi's, etc. Then later she say my blog is full of bad words... Got meh? LOL! Mdm Rubina was Saying that I should revise on my work rather than blogging about bad things! haha!!!


Here's a nice joke...
I wanted to treat Esther to drink today beacause she accompany me wait for my Mum then she said she want Heaven and Hell. I was like.. er... Heaven and Hell??!! HAHAHA!!! The later i told her it was Heaven and Earth! LOL!!!!


9:47 PM
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Run Ju-li-a-na
Wednesday, May 23, 2007

RUN RUN! JULIANA GOH!!! RUN!!!

Today after school, we were at side gate and didnt know where to go. Then suddenly Juliana Goh(teacher) RUN!!! She ran out from the side-gate, cross the over head bridge then to the bus stop to catch he bus 33! HAHA!!! If i start the same time as her and walk at my very slow speed, i would also have catched the bus!!!

9:00 PM
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Beach cleaning!!!




IT IS BEACH CLEANING TODAY!!!!!!!!!!

It is kinda FUN today. From walking from school , all the way to East Coast Beach, to picking up litters!!! its really fun and a bit enjoyable! haha... Juliana Goh(Teacher{P.E.}) was our teacher who brought us there together with a sec3 guy and a parent volunteer.

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